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CAT OWNERS:

WHAT DOES MY KITTEN WANT.

IT HAS WATER AND FOOD ALREADY.

IT DOESN’T SEEM TO WANT TO GO OUTSIDE.

IT IS MEOWING AT ME.

Today, I bought my son a puppy. I told him he could name it anything he wanted. The name he chose? Boner. “Because dogs like bones.” I have high hopes for my son. MLIA